Posted by Mr. Johnny Five on May 21, 1998 at 14:58:53:

Sandy was going to have the best day of her life >She had broken up with her boyfriend just last month and all of the men came to calling.One person that was special to her was Anthony.Anthony was a hard working man just getting out of college.He had a BA in communication arts.He was going to be a popluar guy on the radio someday.As for Sandy she was just begging her college years She was taking a course in cooking.Sandy always loved to cook.She wasn't too fat but just a little overweight.Her 5' 8" frame held her body nicely.She was getting prepared to go out with Anthony.She was very psyched.
Sandy was going to wear her best clothes that day.She put on her faded acid washed jeans,her silky white blouse, her black silk vest and her black flats with a gold tip design on the top.It has four rings together.side by side.She is getting ready to go out and pick up Anthony at his house.His car was at the shop and she didn't mind beacause the resturant was her his house anyway.She touched up her lipstick got her car keys on the dresser and headed out to the garage.
Her car was a red 1986 Ford Escort.This was one of the frist models with no fuel injection, so she had to pump it a bit.She named her car Thomas, after her last boyfreind, the afformentioned guy she broke up with.Even though they broke up,she still had an effection for him.She got into her car slid in the driver's seat and closed the door."Ok Thomas This is my first date since I broke up and this is very important to me.Behave today"Thomas has always been hard to start.With that she gave three pumps to the gas and turned the key
WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA. went Thomas.As Sandy released the key she gave three more pumps to the gas and turned the key again.WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA Sandy then held the gas halfway,WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA "Come on Thomas "WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA.She released the key again and pumped three more times,a lillte more quickly than the last WHIRT WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA She rythymatically pumped the gas WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA.WHIRTAWHIRRTA WHIRRTA WHIRRTA.The started got a little weaker as she relesed the key.
"Come On Thomas Please start baby" She pumped the gas three more times"You need more gas to start don't you"Sandy said She pet the dash and said "You got gas baby".She turned the key and Thomas started to catch WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA POP POP POP WHIRTA WHIRWHIR TATATA WHIRTA With each opo Sandy feed Thomas more gas with her flat clad foot."Come baby You can do it" WHIRTA WOIPWio[pPPOOPPOPOPOPOPOOP "Come on baby You want to start" WHITR POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPP,Sandy kept pumping and pumping She felt a strange tingle and started to moan."Come on baby I want you to turn that big baby enigne over.
She kept pumpming WHIRTA WHIRTAPOPOPOPOPOPOVROM VROMM VROOM VROOM VROOM!!!!"Good boy Thomas" Sandy feed Thomas more gas as she floored the gas pedal to make sure the enigne smoothed out."OK Baby let's go"! Sandy pulled out the garage , made a left and headed for a Stop sign.Sandy hit the brake and Thoams shuttered. Sandy said "Thoams don't stall" She threw the car in park but and gunned the gas but it was to late.Thomas cut off on her.
Sandy then turned the key WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA WHIRTA."Come on Thomas Please don't do this to me."WHIRTA WHIRTA Sandy pumped the gas rymatically as she held the key.WHIRTAWHIRTA WHIRTA POPOPOOPOOPO VROOM VROOM VROOM! PLease dont do that!
Hmmm can a car be jealous?